A Couple Were Invited To A Masked Halloween Party. The Wife Got A?
A couple were invited to a masked Halloween party. The wife got a
> terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He,
> being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was
> going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his
> good time to be spoiled by not going. > So he took his costume and away he went. > > After sleeping soundly for an hour, she woke without pain and decided to
> go to the party. Her husband didn’t know what her costume was, she
> thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he
> acted when she was not with him. So she joined the party and spotted her
> husband in his costume, dancing with every chick he could and copping a
> feel here and a kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather
> seductive babe herself, starting dancing on him. > > She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
> > After more drinks he finally he whispered a little proposition in her
> ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had
> passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at
> midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and
> got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for
> his outrageous behavior. > > She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of
> time he had. > > “Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you’re
> not there.” > > Then she asked, “Did you dance much?” > He replied, “Not one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and
> some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all
> evening.” > > You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all
> night!” she said with sarcasm. > > To which the husband replied, “Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad,
> apparently he had the time of his life.”