Joke…..halloween Party?
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.
She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he had had. He said, “Oh the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you’re not there.” The she asked, “Did you dance much?”
He replied, “I’ll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But I’ll tell you… the guy I loaned my costume to, sure had a real good time!”
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February 19th, 2010 at 11:42 pm
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that’s very funny…thanks, i was upset and you just made me laugh…
February 19th, 2010 at 11:42 pm
OMG! that is adorable! i would love to have a husband like that! so loyal and honest . . . .
February 19th, 2010 at 11:42 pm
wow
February 19th, 2010 at 11:42 pm
Aawww…….better check under the mask to be sure.
February 19th, 2010 at 11:42 pm
thats pretty funny!!
February 19th, 2010 at 11:42 pm
thats well funny
February 19th, 2010 at 11:42 pm
Ha Ha! Funny! Ouch! 10!
February 19th, 2010 at 11:42 pm
Oh my gosh hahahahahahahahahahaha……. that is a good one.
February 19th, 2010 at 11:42 pm
hehehehehehehe trust your husband sometimes. or does it mean he was tricking her? now I’m all confused. I think im gonna go with what I first thought. Can I use that joke? Either way it’s very funny! 20/10 LOL!
February 19th, 2010 at 11:42 pm
thanks for the laugh
February 19th, 2010 at 11:42 pm
ha ha ha….. good one!